A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
by LairBear June 13, 2015
Get the Slunched mug.Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019
Get the Skurch mug.When you reel someone in by making it look like you’re going to kiss them, but head butt them instead. This is similar to a sucker punch, but can be used as an attack on your horrible ex who thinks they still have a chance.
by Abbbsss May 3, 2022
Get the Pucker Sunch mug.Skutch (rhymes with "butch") is NOT an ebonics word (don't know where they got that idea from) and definitely does NOT mean "slut" or anything like it. It means "pest" and has been used for several generations by Italian-Americans. It comes from the Italian word, "scocciare" (pron. skoh-CHA-reh)which means "to bother or annoy".
"Stop botherin' me, ya skutch!"
by Jon Blake November 7, 2003
Get the skutch mug.by Dan Quan January 26, 2007
Get the squnch mug.I was down that the park last night and some crack head asked me for $2. I told her if I could Skulch her I'd give her the dough.
by w-body October 14, 2008
Get the skulch mug.a clout chasing teenage male who is peer pressured into smoking weed and tries too hard to be a fuckboy. usually only mildly attractive but thinks they’re in the running for love island 2020 because they have a four pack and curtains/fringe.
by fatback262717 June 9, 2019
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