Skrelpling

A person who skrelps a lot but acts as a slave to the current Lord/Lady Skrelp. In servitude to the Skrelp race.

"Bow down to me Skrelpling"
"Yes almighty Skrelp Lord"
"Thanks, have a cookie"

by BocciasMofeg January 5, 2015

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

strumpling

A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

by Bradley & Lauren December 23, 2008