skronkaholic

Someone who is addicted to, and can't get enough of skronking. They are always looking for a good skronk every night. Also known as: horny little buggers.

"Hey man, I think you're a skronkaholic. See if you can go a week without skronking, and I'll reconsider my accusation."

by Whitney J May 25, 2005

Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008

Skrony

exceptionally thin and slight or meager in body

Damn thats a Skrony bitch

by Ecko Kid April 8, 2006

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

Skronk

A form of an explosive fart, that can be produced buy letting a high pressure fart while sitting flat on your butt in a bathtub full of water.

Debbie was no longer attracted to Darrell after she heard him skronk in the bathtub.

by Mook Bug July 27, 2019

Skronk

Playfully grabbing a man's crotch, and then running away. "Skronk" is meant to be onomatopoeic.

"Dude, you just skronked me! That was really awkward."

"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"

by Shmishews February 27, 2009

Skronkable

one who is able to be skronked, synonym of "doable" or possibly worthy of specific dating standards

Tom is totally skronkable, I'd like to skronk him

by xaidsx January 4, 2006