Skrunky is the one neglected ballsack that gained sentience and crawled off to lead a its own life.
by SUNBATHER April 7, 2019
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After sucking him off, Shannon decided that he was a skrunky.
by Senor Tim Smith December 16, 2004
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To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.
Wow! Lumpy McLumperton is looking extraordinarily skrunkie today!
by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020
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A Skrunky, or Skrunk, is a nasty boi. He looks like a deformed tortilla with feet and ears. No on knows if he’s eating a marshmallow or if it’s a tooth. Either way, Ewwy.
Sophia, don’t you dare insult king Skrunky. He’s cute and you will love him.”
by SophiaMae February 28, 2019
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Your mom can't cook. That turkey was skrunky as hell!
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To hit that skrunky or to be skrunky is a mindset.
In order to live that skrunky life you have to embrace that you're a flawed, meaningless speck in the vast universe.
It is embracing that you're extremely flawed, suffer some overwhelming deficit Looks, intelligence, charisma, wealth, etc and overall will be forgotten long before you die.

It is a self-loving monster and to relinquish control over shit that doesn't ultimately matter.
It's a form of rejection of outside pressure, a Nirvana, a bliss of total rejection.
Yeah, so what if I'm an ugly piece of shit. I'm living my skrunky life.
by InfinitelyTheWorst June 9, 2023
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