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Stamper

Noun. A shit taken on the trampoline of a high speed sailing multihull because there are no formal toilet facilities aboard.

Verb. Taking such a shit.

The term refers to the need to ´stamp´ the poo through the mesh of the trampoline, preferably with a waterproof sailing boot. How much stamping is required depends on three factors: the density of the trampoline weave, the consistency of the poo and the current sea state. (Rough seas may wash through the netting, relieving one of the need to stamp altogether.)
Pete: Oh man, what´s that on your boot?
Dave: Sorry dude, I just went for a stamper.

David: Hey, where´s the head on this thing, I´m dying for a massive shit.
Jerome: I told you to try not eat anything! Just go for a stamper.
David: Yeah well I just had to eat one muesli bar... What´s a stamper?
Jerome: Just go over there by the starboard hull, and make sure you stamp afterwards.
by 24gears February 18, 2011
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Shit Stamper

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)
1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.
by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011
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'Hey Stamper, you a dick!'
by Jacob Pantich November 23, 2004
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stamper

smacking a girl in the face with a hard dick so hard that a red mark appears in the shape of the head of the penis
kathwack! I just stamped you
by Tim February 24, 2005
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scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.
Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
by coby March 2, 2003
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bingo stamper

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"
She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.
by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003
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shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.
Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.
by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006
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