Skitched

To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.

I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.

by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

switched lanes without signaling

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.

I switched lanes without signaling last night on Mary

by mr.Robare April 4, 2009

stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.

That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.

by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013

stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008

switched

Gay, Flaming Homo, Homo sexual

Dude that class is so switched

by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003

sitchenario

Meaning a scenario that turns into a situation, situation and scenario.Events or circumstances beyond your control that often occur in succession.

Kristen and Addi were bowling, a disagreement occured over the bowling ball, the situation got out of hand, violence occured. It became a sitchenario.

by Addi Rose November 11, 2008

Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021