Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).

dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton

by AZNstunna March 31, 2007

Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.

Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.

by Anneet February 26, 2013

singlethinker

A person who thinks like a single, a person who is in no relationship.

You want a robot to cook for you? Just get a wife! You're such a singlethinker.

by Bananashake January 2, 2019

singletionship

When you are in a relationship and is also single or very single.......
It is very on and off according to what mood you are in.

Mayah are in a singletionship

by Vshdbdjdnd June 10, 2019

singlelingual

A singlelingual is a person who is truly by themselves. They are incapable of making any meaningful connections, and they can also not speak more than one language.

“Hey, have you seen Jerry around recently?”
“Nah, he’s a total singlelingual.”
“Wow, what a loser.”

by Whymsyrose March 14, 2021

Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

singletarily

One at a time(especially if in a group)

We are going to do this singletarily in order to not overload the system.

by Spacie 1 August 11, 2022