simblissity

Means to enjoy simple pleasures in a blissful way.

His kiss was simblissity delicious. When I ate her cake, my mouth was simblissity filled.

by suzgirl October 19, 2016

Simplicated

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)

Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?

by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021

Simp

Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.

by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020

Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

by andiego July 17, 2012

Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.

Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

Caltrain Simp

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Venti Simp

A favouritism towards the Genshin Impact character "Venti" also known as "Barbatos" and "Windborne bard" being a Venti simp means you love him with all your heart and will not hesitate to ask to be his husband/wife on spot if he were real. And of you are a Venti simp there is a 90% chance you scream his name/freak out everytime he appears in the story

"I am a Venti Simp" "This person is a Venti Simp"

by SugarMaple616 July 25, 2021