rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

Cyber Surgery

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.

"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

surgerape

Having a surgical procedure done on oneself without given permission; can be any kind of procedure including medical and plastic.

Kelly woke up that morning and noticed that her chest was heavier than she remembered. She realized she had been a victim of plastic surgerape.

by Evan Davis March 27, 2008

dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.

i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀

by dermapetra July 18, 2022

Tommy Don Surgery

Surgical procedure done to restore major damage to the structure of the hand. Typically done when a persons' hand has been crushed beyond recognition. Tommy Don surgery is most likely done in emergency situations where the hand can no longer perform basic functions. i.e. open doors, wave, shake hands etc.

* Once a patient undergoes surgery, the hand is usually restored to 100% strength or more. Many times the patients' hand comes back stronger.

After he shook my hand; I needed to get Tommy Don surgery

by charliechap September 12, 2014