shtoot

Well...the word shtoot came about when me and my cousin were in our boat and she farted...but it was quiet...which it a silent toot....shtoot. So then we just started to call eachother shtoots or shtooters

"I Shtooted"

"Shup up you shtooter"

by Carlye Morris July 27, 2004

shtoik

An absolute bomber from 27yds+ that almost rips the net.

Gerrard vs. Olympiakos 2005 - king of shtoik
Rooney vs. Newcastle 2006
Rose vs. Arsenal 2010

by gerrardisalad September 22, 2010

shoit

Get out of work by excuses, shirk

He shoited out of work today.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 9, 2019

Shtooted

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.

Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ

by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022

shtitties

a pair of nice titties

man shes got shtitties

by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

Shoit

A failed attempt at throwing/kicking something a great distance. A word typically used by athletes.

Shoit! I missed the net!

by dakjsdhkjhsfjk August 6, 2018

shtoink

When someone messes up a seemingly easy task.

Man, that fieldgoal kicker had a 25 yarder to win the game, but he really shtoinked it.

by B Cacic December 13, 2008