Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

shlobbernog

Extreme drunkeness.

Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.

by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

Slobbery Wobbly

The best kind of blowjob/head ever!

Damn my girl just gave me the best slobbery wobbly ever!

by Jr.FTW July 9, 2018

throbbery

throbbery (throb bur ee) ADJECTIVE. The feeling of throbbing or pulsing sensations.

YEOW! I just wanged my funnybone on the stove- oh fuck, now it's all throbbery.

or,

Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Aggravated Shrubbery

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.

Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

by Al Coon July 21, 2010

The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020