sprinklify

To add sprinkles to something. (The term was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her first squishy makeover video)

Let's sprinklify the squishy.

by friedchickenlover1234 April 9, 2022

Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Shrinky Dink

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.

Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)

by SM3393 January 9, 2009

Shrinkification

The unfortunate effect of the application of cold water to the male "wang" or "shlong" area.

Person1: omg, John's package is tiny!
Person2: i hope thats due to some major shrinkification

by krapma March 17, 2004

Shrinkitsity

Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.

1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."

by Jackson O'Brasky November 7, 2007

Shrinkly

In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree

At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢

by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018