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Shrike

Is the lord of pain and the angel of final atonement.
Taken from the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons
by Lanus September 8, 2005
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shriekling

Pejorative name for a loud, screeching child.
I don't like going to restaurants much anymore. The breeders always bring their little shrieklings along and ruin the meal for me.
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006
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Final Fantasy Shrine

Message Board filled with a brutal cross-section of the most obnoxious fankids for the video game series Final Fantasy.

Basically, one gigantic circle jerk of arrogance, elitism and anti-social trolling and terrible, biased moderation staff. The usual clique run nerd-board atmosphere dominated by one or two titanic douchebag trolls that the mods refuse to ban, surrounded by his/her sycophantic and considerably less witty/intelligent post riding followers.

Subjects include and are limited to (all threads include the usual trolling and/or petty garbage associated with anti-social nerds drunk on anonymity):
1. Which game in the series was best/worse.
2. Which member should be banned.
3. How awesome the local asshole/hero is.
4. Obligatory/masturbatory, random, unfunny neckbeards showing off thread.
5. Some variation/combination of the above.

To join, members must possess a majority of these virtues:
1. Arrogance
2. Grammar Nazism (note: "roffle, lawls, and other such mind numbing chat speak are considered acceptable, if written by the more popular losers)
3. Pack mentality/Cliquish-Minded (tri-monthly smirf services to the high post counters are mandatory)
4. The complete inability to communicate with anyone on an adult level, in any situation other than an oppressive clique-driven moderator supported group.
English scientists have proved conclusively that prolonged viewing and participation of Final Fantasy Shrine can actively reduce one's ability to produce coherent thought by .5% each minute of exposure and is so malicious that Darfur has considered it for a homepage.
I found Final Fantasy Shrine accidentally, after perusing the nonsense filled bullshit, I had a hard time standing up. I couldn't do math for about a week.
by Lig Na Baste January 10, 2008
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Shrikese

Incomprehensible, terse and often circular usage of the English language.
Would you stop with the shrikese and start making sense?
by Allen Shrike September 3, 2005
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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.
person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"
by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018
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shrijeeta

Shrijeeta means a girl full of swag, chubbiness, having a frank behavior, chillout, always ready to help people and more importantly a very trustworthy person...
Eg. Shrijeeta is a very cool girl
by Nishtha Rao June 6, 2019
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