shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Super Shredder Status

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.

"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"

by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011

super shredder

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.

Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.

by skater500 January 10, 2020

shredded

means well defined muscles especially in the arms and abs

man he must lift and run all day cuz hes shredded.

by DK September 23, 2004

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010