Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

Shrekenstein

Shrek-en-stein- when grown Male adults are hooked on kids animated movies.

B-Rabbit is a grown ass Shrekenstein.

by Bigyankee71 November 26, 2019

sharken

The act of hitting on the least attractive/least charismatic individuals at a party or bar. Targeting the weakest prey.

I was feeling pretty low because my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new, so I decided the easiest option was to sharken at this boring house show.

When I'm feeling fat and hormonal, I like to sharken because it's an easy way to boost my self-esteem.

He's such a blackout drunk, after 9 pm, all he can do is sharken because the smart, pretty girls are already laughing at him.

by the_heiress June 30, 2011

shrake

Hand put in claw formation towards a womans genitals.

I heard Billy shraked Tina so hard her pussy bled.

by Raptorjkjk March 26, 2017

shruken

A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk

"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater

"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shaken or stirred

Shaken is anal sex stirred is oral sex

Do like being shaken or stirred

by KIDEPIC2 4 November 13, 2015