If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

spent

tired

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

spent grain

Spent grain is a byproduct of brewing beer, but can also be used to describe feeling like crap after a long weekend of drinking.

Dude.. I hit ten breweries Saturday.. Then after I drank like twenty-five margaritas on Sunday, I passed out on the beach and got a sunburn. I feel like spent grain.

by MikeKn June 3, 2008

Shment

An insult word that has no definite definition and can be used broadly to insult and put down others.

That shment treats his girlfriend like shment. We should show him where his shment belongs.

by phizzmynizz aka phi man tran December 15, 2008

spent bowl

When your Weed Pipe is empty. It can also refer to something that is worthless or used up.

Damn man! Work was so hard you like “spent bowl”!

by DapperDeal March 9, 2022

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008