speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

by gross person January 3, 2009

Shrecksual Experience

When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.

Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 April 27, 2016

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shneck

Similar to cankle, a person with little or no differentiation between the neck and the shoulder.

That dude has to do a full body turn to look around; check out that shneck!

by kabong June 1, 2006

speckledwarfed

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.

"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"

by Frigits December 26, 2008

shpack

One who dresses up all clean and who shows off his clothes.

He came in the building looking all shpack.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

specklegank

To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public.

Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganked his hairline in downton Cleveland while singing "My Milkshake!"

by Bwana Dik August 23, 2004