Stowned

Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.

Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!

by Cruorem September 28, 2008

Showed

(v) to be in a state of embarrassment for yourself or someone else

1. "did you see the state of amanda last night?!"

"yeah, i was pure showed for the girl"

2. "omg, tripped over in front of my whole lecture theatre this morning..i'm showed for myself"

cringing embarrassed shamed

by on yersel March 22, 2013

stowned

A way of saying owned when you're stoner friend or something gets owned.

Friend: "Man, last night I was so stoned and my dad came into my room naked and beat me!"

You: "STOWNED!"

by Ben Guild May 17, 2006

freak showed

1. When a dude is going to bone a chick and the guy is all like ready to be fucked crazy hard, and then she just starts doing some crazy ass shit, so the guy's like, "crazzzy asss bitchhh!!!", and they end up doing it in the butt.

2. When a girl has a really hairy vagina and she get pictures taken of it, and a lot of people see

ex1. Yo *girls name*! i hear you totally freak showed Jim last night!

ex2. SHE TOTALLY GOT FREAK SHOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Too hot to spot!!! January 11, 2009

scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

Shawned

The act of having sex with a girl and never calling her again.

Man did you hear about that blonde from the bar? She got Shawned

by Cwby February 3, 2010