Showerbacon

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

showerland

taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana

After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.

by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010

showerbone

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."

We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.

by jlhinpas September 29, 2011

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

by SpankMe November 10, 2003

showerbator

Someone who commits the act of showerbation. See "Showerbation" for reference.

Colin is such a showerbator.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005