Shower

Term used for masturbation when the actual word is unsuitable, such as in public or over text message

"im so bored, theres nothing to do"
"i think you should go take a shower"

"OMG, i just had the most amazing shower, i can't wait to do it again"

"That shower made me so wet"

by showergirl2 October 6, 2012

Shower

Girls typically use this as an excuse to masturbate without others knowing, especially over text

Guy: Wyd?
Girl: I'm about to get in the shower
Guy: Didn't you take one last night?
Girl: yeah but, idk, I just feel like a shower would be nice lol

by BueenQitch April 20, 2018

shower

water pouring down in order to bathe yourself

"I'm so dirty I'm going to take a shower."

by nicole August 7, 2003

shower

a seethrough pleasure chamber where water comes out of the ceiling. a place for no more or less than two bears to have slidey cuddley kissy sexy sexy funtimes.

nillabear and chocobear will be having many showers this weekend.

by chocobear January 14, 2010

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference of water and tears

I take showers to hide my depression

by Dude I suck at life April 9, 2017

Shower

When a friend says ''brb going to take a shower'' or '' I'm going to take a shower'' and never comes back.

You know I'm going to take a shower. (note they said they are a little tired)

by AnimeFaggot July 29, 2016

shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021