Shockwave

An underrated character who's very cool. This was written by Soundwave.

Shockwave stop being smart I am tired of being a dumb leader!!

by Galien June 27, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.

The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.

by Maroniak October 21, 2010

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

by RustyT December 17, 2004

Shortavya

A very short female

This woman is such a shortavya

by leshrey April 15, 2013

Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016