Shorum

A very slow fire engine driver

Don’t drive like Shorum we are trying to be first on scene!

by Tabs7 December 4, 2021

SLORTUM

Noun: A semi viscous substance found in Papua New Guinea; or dung beetles. And sometimes flesh wounds.
Verb: The act of making something semi viscous
Adjective: Close to liquidification

Noun: That SLORTUM is sorta gross
Verb: “Stop SLORTING the cake”
Adjective: “That’s one SLORTUM dog”

by Kit’n’Cal December 7, 2021

Shortemous

shorty/shortay/Pearce short

shortemous is used when referring to a shortay

by buckerrrrrr July 31, 2022

ShortyMcDingDong (person)

ShortyMcDingDong is a incredibly powerful character. He was meant as a joke character, and anytime he gets a pizza pocket he becomes invincible. He came from the planet Macdon (ald), sadly this planet was destroyed by Mr.McWellington. ShortyMcDingDong has destroyed a universe before (the furry universe) and will destroy more. He is on the search for his father, who has gotten the milk of truth, but was lost along the way. Not to be confused with ShortyMcDingDong, as that is a descriptive word, and not a person.

Anonymous: yo ShortyMcDingDong (person) is the best-PBrtT. He defeated all the furries-euejJshejkxTkeHEJS!!!!!!!! I wish I was like -VdhehavJ-ShortyMcDingDong.

God: u r ShortyMcDingDong dum dum

ShortyMcDingDong (anonymous): Shit

by hackerman/cool dude September 30, 2022

shortsmas

On YouTube, there is a thing called shorts where it has the popular scrolling technique like TikTok or other apps using that technique. On there are a few Christmas videos, they use hashtags on there like Shortsmas. Shorts (YouTube shorts) Mas (Christmas).

Person: Hey! Have you seen the new Shortsmas video!?
Person2:No, let's go watch it!

by Zzz123zzzee December 13, 2022

shortcummings

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.

Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.

by QuacksO July 3, 2023

Shortmeup

Let me get the last of that cigarette

Hey bro, shortmeup on a cigarette.

by AtlantasNewA January 18, 2026