Shoutfit

A SHOUTFIT is awful items of clothing put together to form a shit outfit

Person 1: Richard Tite is going out tonight, what will he be wearing?

Person 2: A shoutfit, no doubt.

by shoutfit February 1, 2013

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 26, 2014

Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shortwicks

quick tempered, easily angered, quickly agitated.

A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

ShortFuZeD

He's the smartest guy around go sub to him he is so cool and awesome and does not smell like butthole and feet if you disagree birds will peck your pp he is also my idol so cool guy

Wow that man is a shortfuzed

by ShortfuZeDTV January 1, 2021