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Dry Shower

When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.

This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.

Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.
I fart really loudly when I drop a deuce and I don't want my girlfriend's mom to hear me. Time for a Dry Shower. She'll NEVER know what I'm really doing in here, heh! heh!
by Crazy8888s October 20, 2011
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Disco Shower

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…
Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.
by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019
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shoverk

A very messed up shovel. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a shovel, and also as an insult or a compliment.
Bob:He has a very messed up shoverk.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.
by Foolish Person December 14, 2021
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Shit shooter

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021
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Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
by SlopNChop May 15, 2016
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shooters shoot

An exclamation or interjection. Used when taking a chance with a low risk but a high reward. Often an encouragement before making a proposition to the other sex. Can be used to dismiss a failed advance.
Hunter: Bro, you have to ask her to go with you to the date function, she is so hot!
Nico: But what if she says no?
Hunter: Shooters Shoot! Just do it!

or

Hunter: Did you ask her to the date function?
Nico: Yeah, but she said that she has an 8am class.
Hunter: But it is on a Friday night...? Oh well, Shooters Shoot!
by HunterUF May 26, 2017
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emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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