I Like Your Shoelaces

A tumblr term used to find other people that use the website in real life.

(always reply with "I stole them from the president to confirm your tumblr-hood)

Person 1: wow you seem cool, and I like your shoelaces
Person 2: thanks, I stole them from the president

by Sabrina_trash August 26, 2018

iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016

Yellow Shoelaces

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008

Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man

by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015

shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.

tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt

by Sk8Status October 30, 2010

Shoelace Headband

A shoelace worn wrapped around head in place of a headband.

Helpful because if you need to, you can untie it and use in place of rope.

Shoelace headband:
Elizabeth wore a black and white whole ace headband that day.

How it's helpful:
Elizabeth was in the girls bathroom, when she relized that the door didn't have a lock. She unties her shoelace headband and ties the door to the broken lock on the wall to hold shut the door.

by RoxieRockerGirl October 8, 2011

shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.

nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique

by tnginanggagopota March 5, 2018