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Tweed-shard

noun. a person who inappropriately demonstrates their lack of expertise in a given skill or field, such as: politics, theatre, or public speaking.
How do we help this nation move forward together when the tweed-shard in office refuses to acknowledge home-grown terrorism?
by loveurneighbor108 August 18, 2017
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princess shardra

though there is no relevant explanation of the missings of a queen shardra, princess of shards is the begining of a SPRACTACULAR era. well known niece of the king of shards aka big daddy fat sacks. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PAPA SHARD! princess shardra maintains a very envious lifestyle just by the simple fact she never slacks on life just because she is highly blessed with the BEST shards. princess shardra is known for her beauty, sense of humor, communications excellency, and her ability to stay fully sharded...NO PAYMENT NECESSARY.
princess shardra is a surburbia sweetheart, soccer mom, that enjoys a little picker upper other than starbucks to help her get her goin. seems perfect in every way.... AND IS
by princess shardra March 5, 2011
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shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.
by Maak4060 May 10, 2016
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shardstick

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.
I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?
by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014
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shard barb

A girl who hangs out with Meth Dealers or who gives up the sex for meth
by daddy dollar January 14, 2016
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Shard

Slang name commonly used to describe a piece of crystal methamphetamine or meth.
Damn, those are some good shards
by addicted May 13, 2005
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Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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