Shmuck

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

by hearmymeow February 27, 2011

shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 12, 2006

Shmuck

Anam

Anam is a shmuck

by Zena3 January 30, 2019

Shmuck

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.

BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.

by Unknown To The Web May 12, 2018

Shmuck

An idiot or someone goofy/stupid.

William: 2 + 2 is 5 minus 1 thats 7 quick maths
Bryan: The answer is 3 you shmuck

by YBN Blizzo November 10, 2019

Shmuck

A petty insult used by the Gordon’s boys when no other comebacks come to mind

Shut up you shmuck

by Bitch_tits123 July 26, 2019

Shmuck

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!

by Squiggles =] December 5, 2007