Shmebie

A short fat male with lots of belly roles.

Look that man is a shmebie

by Mc41 January 11, 2020

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

by Barharhar September 11, 2020

Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

shmeco

A idiotic yet funny person.

Hey dude Bob doesn't do his job right he makes lots of mistakes cuz hes always messing around he's a real shmeco.

by 00912345 May 3, 2021