shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.

"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."

by urban vernacular December 26, 2013

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shmegle

Currency I made in school cuz I was bored.

LeBron needs half a shmegle to buy a McWettuce.

by me4president May 13, 2021

Shmeagle Deagle

For when Whifflatog is finally out of style

Person 1: Did you see the antics that whifflatog got up to?

Person 2: No way is Shmeagle Deagle still using that terminology to refer to that individual

by Gunzo Cheeky October 16, 2023

Mein Shmeagle

Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy

Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-

by Dr. Sexxxx August 8, 2021