Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shmamsauced

past the point of shmammered, and beyond the point of hamsauced. Where shmammered and hamsauced meet, and create a wonderchild of clusterfuck

Dude did you see that guy running around in his underpants with a major hard on chasing different zoo animals?

Yeah, he was completely shmamsauced.

by Whippin Nips August 2, 2011

Shmest

Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.

The shmest is complete man, she said yes.

by bboads45 April 24, 2016

shmemar

Short man with huge big penis energy. Definitely a lady’s man and is one with words. Although may be lacking in the height section, he is an absolute stud especially in the sheets.

That man has huge shmemar energy!

by MrCucumber December 27, 2020

Shmeme

A superior meme

If you liked that shmeme send it to a friend

by Shmemezz February 6, 2018

the fetsko shmetsko

the art of tonguing a yeast infected vagina while receiving a bilbo bagginsfrom an Ecuadorian chimpanzee named Hector.

Marrrk delivered the dopest fetsko shmetsko to Veronica last night.

by Borton February 2, 2004

Shems

Shems is a guy who you will never really know . He is quiet around strangers and sometimes aggressive he needs his space but is also really funny careful and lovely. He is focused and always knows what he wants

《Do you see that guy over there? 》
《 you mean the one that looks like he is from a vogue magazine? 》

《 ya he is breathtaking, his name has to be Shems》

by Glowingx May 7, 2018