shemogic

A small annoying/retarded child, that frequent's small businesses

Some lady brought her damn shemogics in and they were running all over the store.

by Eric Rutherford December 21, 2007

smemory

when you suddenly smell something the conjures a memory (good, bad or otherwise).

The scent of her perfume brought back a happy smemory.

by jeckyllhyde November 7, 2009

Somemorrow

An unidentified day of the week. Often used to help put off real world responsibilities.

I was going to go get my haircut today during lunch, but I think I'm going to go drink a beer instead and do that somemorrow.

by JayBeer December 22, 2015

shemoli

Shemoli means someone who has part of themselves missing and just don't know that the have another secret life.

Damn I can't believe my half-sister's name is Shemoli.

by Shazzers November 15, 2016

Shremon

a ship between BTS's RM and Shrek.
aka the 2nd best ship known to mankind

someone: Man, I would kill for a relationship like Shremon.

by imgayforyou July 8, 2019

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005