Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

Shneef

Noun, slang term for cocaine

I've hoovered my fair share of shneef back in the 80s.

by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021

Shneef

Similar to "sniff" but particularly related to having a "sniff" of a "party substance".

I'm feeling a bit sober... Gonna geez a wee shneef?

by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shreef

An Arabic name used to refer to a nobel man.

One famous celebrity having this as a last name is Omar Shreef, the famous Egyptian actor.

Shreef is an honourable man

by Lolalollala December 8, 2018

shneef

To snort cocaine through one's nostril.

Let's go have a couple shneef's guy.

by B_J May 21, 2005

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019