shmecksy

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.

"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"

by Pandy of Pandrogyny April 5, 2005

SheCoonery

Shenanigans + Coonery; behavior and antics that perpetuate black stereotypes in society such as depicted on certain Reality TV series.

There was a cat fight on that new reality show last night, I have never seen such shecoonery!

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.

After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.

by AceofBlades October 8, 2017

Shmeow

When you say shmeow you:
Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)

Me:Well E=MCshmeow.
You: OMG I UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE NOW!
Me: Shmeow.
You: <3

by Wumbo August 20, 2006

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

shmeow meow

1. to be extremely baked and not know what to say so you just simply start speaking in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.

stoner 1: dudee, wanna smoke another blunt?
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.

or

person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!

by Nicholeee. October 18, 2008