shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

smeckel

A common misspelling of the word schmeckle. Often used by idiots with small penises who can't spell. Even after I told them a hundred times it's spelled "schmeckle." See wordschmeckle/word

"It's spelled s-m-e-c-k-e-l."
"NO, it's not. Your brain is just about as big as your damned schmeckle!"
"It's a new word. It made it. It's mine."
"I hate you."

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

shmeckle

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Schmeckel

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

by saralesarale March 11, 2019

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010