Shtopsel

A kid with a particularly large head. From the German "shtopsel", a decorated bottle cork, distinguishable by the large bavarian head at it's top.

Jimmy: "Tell the Shtopsel to come in here."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."

by Storpy August 12, 2011

shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

by frederick larson March 16, 2023

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.

“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.

by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020

slops

To perform oral sex (on a male) in a sloppy manner

"martina gives good slops"

by kevinismydaddy October 1, 2018

Bass Pro Shops porn star

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004