A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker
"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011
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by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007
Get the shonkey mug.A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.
This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.
This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)
Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?
Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?
Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
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by spronkey November 30, 2003
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Get the scronkey mug.aaaatchooo..............splat!!!!! Oh! sorry mrs (insert mother in law's name) i've left a huge skronky on your window.
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