Shiv

Essentially a person who is all around great and fabolous (that is if you can handle this name) A person with a huge penis and attracts all the ladies with his muscular smart being. Smells great. Plays tons of video games. Is not gay

Have you seen that Shiv over there?

by That random polish person 1011 November 06, 2017

Shiv

What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.

Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp

by Thisguyleo November 20, 2019

Shiv

Form of punching: To jab through a crowd and to hit the face of a deserving target, by missing the nose and striking the cheek bone.

To shiv properly the target should do a complete spin on their axis.

She needs a good shivving

by WhimsicalMcGee July 15, 2011

shivved

taking a shank to someone above the hips just below the arm in a stabbing motion.

i shivved that paki cause he didnt give me my slurpee

by travis scott February 22, 2006

shiv

to thrust towards someone or somthing with a blunt, rusty, serrated knife.

ill shiv ya, you little bitch.

by perry March 07, 2006

Shiv

(noun) A person around his early 20's, who has a horrible, self-proclaimed nickname.

Matt: Hey, Steven, what do you think about my sick new nickname?
Steven: What is it?
Matt: (insert corny nickname)
Steven: Comeon man, you're such a shiv.

by Steve_owned February 21, 2012

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 03, 2016