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shitlerature

"Shitlerature (noun) -

1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.

2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.

"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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Adolph Shitler

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.
I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.
by Oddballls January 4, 2015
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The Shitler

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out and rub your shit covered dick on her upper lip to give her a hitler mustache. You then fuck her while she reads mein kampf aloud.
Sarah and Todd Palin conceived their last child while performing "The Shitler".
by The Iron Shitler January 23, 2009
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Chesapeake Shizzler

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.
"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"
by Goose-person October 14, 2023
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Shitler

That Shitler Donald Trump just keeps saying dumb anti american things on twitter, he's like a poor man's hitler, a Shitler.
by Logicalfella September 26, 2017
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shitler

After having butt sex with a dirty ass, you pull your shit covered dick out and smear a little patch of shit on the fuckee's nose. Then you pull out some of the fuckee's pubes and you sprinkle them on the smeared shit. Then you stand up and salute while shouting "Heil Shiter!"
dude 1: Guess what I did last night?
dude 2: Wha?
dude 1: I gave your mom a Shitler.
dude 2: Goddamnit. You motherfucker!
by bobertmeowth February 11, 2008
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adolf shitler

damn adolf shitler has a nice stash
by matthew,,,,,scott September 7, 2012
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