Shitsplat

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

by gizdor May 19, 2009

shitpeasant

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT

"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."

by Stooo March 23, 2003

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

Shitspert

To be well versed in the sport of defecation.

Steve dropped a stank deuce and decided to post details on Facebook. He certainly is a Shitspert.

by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013

shitspectations

Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations

I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?

by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014

shitsplain

Bullshitting from a position of authority.

Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

by arocke May 16, 2018