shitizle

This is a combonation of shit and shiz...shitizle.

AH shitizle...i forgot my luggage.

by studmuffinspaznut May 7, 2009

Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.

The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!

by CABG Patch March 1, 2019

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd

Go fuck yourself you dick lickin sonuva bitch whore.

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd, there, happy ass fags?

by Miva Gina April 5, 2008

legitimate shitimate

An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.

John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

shitima

it is another word for shit. an expression if you like to express your anger. or to use it in a joke fashion

PARKINS(whilst climbing over a fence): OH SHITIMA!
BLAND: I love that word!
PARKINS: me too!

WOW how weird!

by dfghjgfvbnm,kj May 10, 2009

American Shitizen

An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.

American Shitizen

Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."

Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"

Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."

Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."

by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

Shitizen

Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.

John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.

by King Xavier September 2, 2014