shitizm

Australian slang for a mixture of shit and jizm - a by product of anal sex. see definition for santorum.

All day I have been tormented by this shitizm slowly dripping out of my ass.

by captain_rosco October 28, 2003

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

shitizen

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.

They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.

by shitizen April 6, 2010

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

shitiom

A word used to describe a word or phrase that is shit.

Joe keeps saying YOLO, what a shitiom.

Just Sayin', that's a real shitiom.

by Xziz December 2, 2019

Shitism

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

shitizzle

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo

driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!

by liza sremmen November 8, 2009