"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"

by kmhebert April 24, 2007
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1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker
1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
by Cannone June 22, 2006
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When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock
I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude
by Dannyyyyy.g August 5, 2016
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When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck
“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
by Gasstationpussy November 20, 2021
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Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.
-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.
by Red D April 15, 2008
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1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 4, 2011
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When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver August 5, 2008
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