shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitfaced

Getting obliterated with the raws.

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."

by Jalpster January 18, 2018

shitfaced

Inebriated, through excessive consumption of alcohol to the point of losing consciousness. Involuntary body movements (vomiting & defecating) are likely to occur during to a person Pisshead experiencing this state.

I got so shitfaced that I bagged myself

by RockMink November 10, 2004

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006