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Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.
I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.
by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020
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PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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shiteater

one who eats, behaves like, or ingests shit. usually used as an insult or compilment LOL
"You fucking shiteater!"
by wtflolbbqrotfl June 3, 2008
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shiteth thy neighbor

To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor
by Jackthezipper July 28, 2010
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shiteater57

Hey have you heard of shiteater57?
No, I haven’t

Well you should follow them on titok
by poprockz March 26, 2021
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Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
by Lizandra March 16, 2009
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Shiteater

A British Soldier. British soldiers are treated so horribly that they can be said to eat shit daily. They are treated like scum, lower than dogs.
Did you see the way the shiteaters were drinking last night? I don't know how they can still march this morning.
by Tony666 December 13, 2012
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