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shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
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shikanery

The art of sneaky, underhanded, back door, shit ; the art of back stabbing.
Dude i smell some serious shikanery... wheres my car?
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shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.
At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.
by Pippizzle February 27, 2010
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Shittery

This homework is shittery
by Shamtale July 9, 2015
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Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005
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shittery

"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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Shit Show of Shittery

When everything that will go wrong does go wrong. An event of grand scale of utter shit. When all your shit of your life is just non-stop, it's a shit show of shittery.
My life is a complete shit show of shittery !!!
What's with all this shit show of shittery happenin' here ?
My life sucks. It has plenty of shit shittery goin' on.
by missappleinthahouse February 20, 2011
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