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shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.
for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...
by fireball roberts September 28, 2007
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Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy
Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts
by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012
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shit-nuts

by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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shit-nuts

is what happens after anal orgasms!
When 2 men have sex one guy has to be the giver and the other the reciever, and when the reciever orgasms the giver get's covered in whatever shit the reciever hadn't already disposed of before sexual intercourse occured hence "shit-nuts"
by ljvjlessenger August 24, 2003
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shit-nuts

chocolate almonds
Yanni loves the taste of shit-nuts.
by Harry Devonshire February 13, 2003
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Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.
Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.
by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012
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Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.
So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.
by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011
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