can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 22, 2020

holy shit i can make words

you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here

HOLY SHIT I CAN MAKE WORDS

by _draky_ April 26, 2021