Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Butter Yo Shit

An idiomatic phrase from "My Drunk Kitchen," which reminds its viewers of the importance of one's shit being buttered, especially if one expects it to have any taste or flavor. Crucial advice to remember when cooking shit-faced.

Dude, you want grilled cheese? First, butter yo shit!

by Sebastian Flyte August 1, 2011

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by Jakeisaniggainparis March 17, 2021

Benjamin Button's Shit

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs

Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off

i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005