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tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
by papermachete November 11, 2005
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dumb as shit

Someone or something that is ignorant or worthless to the point of having no value. Also one who displays the fact that they have no common sense or knowledge in a subject.
Fuck, that bitch is dumb as shit.

Really, that game is dumb as shit.
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.
"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."
by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009
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Bad As Shit

When something is so awesome that irony is required.
Damn man! That slam dunk was bad as shit!
by J-Thrilla April 4, 2011
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thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.
"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"
by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007
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slick as shit

His plan went as slick as shit.
by norby gerstel November 7, 2003
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beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time
Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit
by chillssss October 12, 2009
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