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Sheenis

A very oversized clitoris, resembling a tiny penis.
I would have gone down on her, until I saw her sheenis!
by Extremejutsu November 4, 2022
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Sheenis

A penis with coke on it. Used in the Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central
That chick is such a cokehead, id bet if you gave yourself a sheenis she'd give you some mad head
by caprowler048 October 3, 2011
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sheenist

a person who is offensive towards the sheenmeister. (charlie sheen) they may hurl abusive comments about his one night stands and drug addiction.
i was sitting at my table snorting crack cocaine with the sheenmeister, (charlie sheen) when i saw two young boys about 15 being sheenist towards charlie sheen, so, i went over to them, hit them round the heads with a chair, shoved crack up their asses, and made them get a tatoo with his name on it.
by Jake1997. May 2, 2011
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Sheenism

A religion founded at The University of Kansas on the 5th floor of Oliver Hall based upon Charlie Sheen.
You see that guy winning?

Yeah, I bet he practices Sheenism.
by KU Mark March 16, 2011
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Sheenis

When a person puts Coke on their dick(Charlie Sheen)
A prostitute sucked Charlie Sheens Sheenis
by ComedyCentralComedian October 15, 2011
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Sheenisms

sheenisms-collective word associations that erupt into everday language usually as a result of a hyper-inflated ego egged on by over mediatric exposure. Caution: Use of the aforementioned 'isms' will effect one's appearence to be of a sub-standard intellect usually associated with those who purchase tabloids at the newstand and grocery store checkout lines.
sheenisms-warlock sheenisms-sheens goddesses sheenisms-duh, winning just to name a few.
by junqdiva April 23, 2011
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Sheenis

The beautiful shimmering unicorn of genital arrangements, a Sheenis is an anatomically male bodily part that belongs to one who firmly identifies as a woman. Also known as a Venus rocket, girl dick, or she cock.

Despite their phallic similarities, Sheenis's actually differ a great deal from the run of the mill variety penis, and are often thought to originate not just from another gender, but from another planet, hence the Venus reference. Typical features of a Sheenis include an outsized length and sometimes girth, as well as a predilection for Shedazzlement - Sheenis's are often adorned with glitter and cloaked beneath silk.

Organ owners are usually inordinately proud of what they view as their girlish endowment, as they should be. When baited, they can be known to use the phrase "Suck my She Stick" to disparage any bigoted detractors of this most mystical measurement.
"My Sheenis is far superior to your run of the mill vag sweetie."
"Come on boys now don't you panic, these lady bits are all organic"
"Behold the Sheenis in its unsheathed glory."
"A Sheenis is beautiful, unique and curious - and above all it's persistent. Nothing can stop a truly determined Sheenis from reaching its desired destination."
by munkey legend July 31, 2022
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